Hello all, its Jessie here.  Have I got my excited tail on today?  You betcha!  But not only that, as I ‘SIT’ by my man human dictating this post while he types away on his computer keyboard, I’m wearing my retro-1980s Olivia Newton-John style ‘Let’s Get Physical’ gym workout headband on my head (where else?  Of course).  Cor!  That’s a very, very long sentence for me to have to say.  Especially as humanspeak isn’t even my first language.  You might be surprised to hear that as I speak it so fluently.  Clever little doggie, I think you’ll agree.  After all, in my native tongue, all I would I have to say is ‘Woof!  Woof!’ a few times, take a couple of sniffs here and there and all my doggie chums would instantly get the picture.  Much easier.  But I wouldn’t want to deprive my human readers of my news and views.  Most of them live for my latest blog post and who am I to question their excellent taste.  Look, I’m getting quite parched here with all this dictation.  Excuse me for a mo’ while I visit the ol’ water bowl for a refreshing bit of the clear, cool, wet stuff to lubricate the throat.  Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp and a further sllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp for good measure.  Mmmmmmmmmm……… a January 2013, I think, straight from the cold tap and served at room temperature.  A very fine vintage indeed!  My compliments to the chef, or whoever makes the water at this excellent establishment.  Anyway.  Good!  I’m back with my man human and his computer.   Now, pray let me continue…

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