Hello all! It’s the Jessmeister here! Sooooooooooooo pleased to be communing with my adoring public again. Yes, it’s been a while, but it’s the quality not the quantity. I’ve been sooooooooooooo busy. Sooooooooooo much to do, sooooooooooo little time. You know how it is? Well, unless you’re a doggie diva like me, you probably don’t. So let me explain…
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Cuddlemania!!!
Hello all! It’s the one and only Jessica, Queen of Cuddles, here! Okay, Jessie to you! Now, those of you who have read my previous posts will know that I have a love of life. Everything is so interesting and I like to throw myself into everything. Now, some of you may describe this as being excitable. It’s up to you. So, those of you who keep up with my blog, may be surprised to hear that my tail is wagging gently. Yep, as a faithful reader of my life and loves; you might be forgiven for thinking something along the lines of ‘Hello, what’s going on here then?’ or ‘Call the vet quickly, Jessie must be feeling under the weather!’ No need, no need. Do not fear! It’s just the case that even a young doggie adventurer like me has to relax and contemplate the doggie universe now and then. Especially when it’s hot out there. Yes, it will come as a surprise to many that there are few minutes in the course of my life when I am not running around like a running around thing. Reader, please put away your disbelief. Occasionally, I can be less active and more thoughtful and relaxed. Yes, relaxed. Or, should that be ‘relaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxed’? In fact, I think ‘chillaxed’ is the current popular phrase. ‘How! When! Why! In which universe would you be anything other than your excitable go-getting self?’ I can feel you asking. Well be patient my Jessie-news hungry readers and I will tell all. Give me a chance and nothing will be left to the imagination, dear readers. You see, while you’ll know that I’m rather keen on the important things in life: my food, my tennis balls, going walkies, treats and anything else that is great, I’m also very keen on…wait for it:
My (Jessie, that is) Fitness Regime!!!
Hello all, its Jessie here. Have I got my excited tail on today? You betcha! But not only that, as I ‘SIT’ by my man human dictating this post while he types away on his computer keyboard, I’m wearing my retro-1980s Olivia Newton-John style ‘Let’s Get Physical’ gym workout headband on my head (where else? Of course). Cor! That’s a very, very long sentence for me to have to say. Especially as humanspeak isn’t even my first language. You might be surprised to hear that as I speak it so fluently. Clever little doggie, I think you’ll agree. After all, in my native tongue, all I would I have to say is ‘Woof! Woof!’ a few times, take a couple of sniffs here and there and all my doggie chums would instantly get the picture. Much easier. But I wouldn’t want to deprive my human readers of my news and views. Most of them live for my latest blog post and who am I to question their excellent taste. Look, I’m getting quite parched here with all this dictation. Excuse me for a mo’ while I visit the ol’ water bowl for a refreshing bit of the clear, cool, wet stuff to lubricate the throat. Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp and a further sllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp for good measure. Mmmmmmmmmm……… a January 2013, I think, straight from the cold tap and served at room temperature. A very fine vintage indeed! My compliments to the chef, or whoever makes the water at this excellent establishment. Anyway. Good! I’m back with my man human and his computer. Now, pray let me continue…
IT’S SNOWING!!!!!!!
Hello all, it’s the snow princess herself, Jessie. Wow! Have I got my excited tail on today! It’s been snowing today. Of course, some of you might already know this. Apparently, it snows in a lot of places, not just where me and my humans live. Continue reading
Haaappppyyy Neeeeewwwww Yeeeaaarrrr 2013 from Jessie!!!
A very, very, very HAPPY NEW YEAR from me and my humans. We hope that 2013 brings you everything you wish for. I’m verrrry excited about the new year and the ol’ Jessie tail is a-waggin’ away like a very excited thing indeed. New adventures, new walkies, new food and plenty of them, thank you! Oh, yes, I will have oodles and oooodles of things to post on my dogblog in the coming year. For instance, now that the holidays are coming to a close, I’ll be able to get around to my post about my fitness regime. Lots of doggies will be thinking about shedding a few pounds after all the Christmas indulgence, so that post should be just what the vet ordered.
Anyway Jessie fans, once again, have a great 2013 and be sure to keep getting your dose of Jessie by coming here to keep up with what I’m doing…
Love,
Jessie, xxx…
P.S. By now you’ll know that I found my humans through Battersea Dogs & Cats Home. You can see other doggie divas that are looking for a loving home at: http://www.battersea.org.uk
Food is Great!!! Jessie’s First Post on her New Blog Site!
Hello and welcome all, it’s Jessie here. You’ll be pleased to hear that I’ve got my very, very happy tail on today. Two big reasons for this. First, I’ve gone big time – there’s that word ‘big’ again – as this is my first post dictated to my man human especially for my very own dog blog site. Wowee! Can it get any better? In short, no! The site’s even got my name on it so you’ll know how to find it! A sure sign of quality, I think you’ll agree. Anyway, the second reason why my tail’s wagging ten to the dozen is that I’m going to talk about one of my greatest loves: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! Continue reading
Jessie’s Second Ever Blog Post
Hello all, it’s Jessie again. Hope you’re well. I am. Today, I’ve got my happy tail on. It’s gently wagging away very nicely, thanks very much. My two humans and I have just come back from our morning exertions in the local park. It’s very rare for me not to be impatient to get there, the word ‘enthusiastic’ doesn’t quite cover it. Today was no exception. My two humans, who aren’t really morning people, often say that I shouldn’t get so excited. Don’t get excited! Well, if you don’t want me to be so excited, don’t make everything sooooooo exciting!!! That’s the answer, isn’t it? It’s not my fault if everywhere I look the said ‘everywhere’ is crammed jam-packed full of things of different shapes, sizes, colours and smells waiting for a young adventurer like me to explore. ‘To boldly go’ and all that sort of thing (apologies to those of you who don’t like split infinitives but it’s a quote, don’tcha know?). Just when you think that there is already more excitingness than you can shake a stick at there are all these exciting humans and my fellow doggies and all the other creatures to meet and have a good chinwag with. Exciting is nice.
Jessie’s First Ever Blog Post!
Hello, my name is Jessie. I’ve lived with my two humans now for over 365 sleeps now. I think that’s just over a year in human speak. My two are okay and not bad to live with. Thankfully, they aren’t too stupid and they are open to being trained. Obviously, I have to be patient and gentle with them and – I’m happy to say – we’re getting results. They are learning to let me off the lead a lot more so that I can stretch my legs a bit. The deal is that I have to go back to them when they call me. Fair enough! My two have also learnt that, if I’m going to ‘heel’ when we go for walkies, they need to be less protective of the doggie treats. A lot, lot, lot less protective. I want more, more, more treats! The very health conscious amongst you need not worry. I like to exercise very, very much so I burn off the calories. I’m as fit as fiddle. In fact, modesty prevents me from saying that I look in excellent shape. But, if modesty didn’t prevent me, I would say that I’m in that thing that is even better than excellent shape. But modesty does prevent me, so I won’t. I also notice that my humans seem to look a bit more, uhm, shall we say sleek than before I came to live with them. Politeness stops me from saying that they needed to lose a bit of timber but, if it didn’t, I would say that they could do with losing even more of the ‘relaxed’ muscle. But I can’t, so I won’t. All this stuff I’m not allowed to do or say! Very frustrating. Not right for a free spirit like me. So, all in all, my coming to live with my humans has been a win, win situation. I imagine that they are very, very thankful. Well, wouldn’t you be?
Hello world, it’s Jessie!
Hello all! Yes, it’s Jessie! I’ve got my very, very, very happy tail on today because, after all the favourable comments I’ve received about my blog posts on: http://todayletstalkabout.wordpress.com , I’ve decided to get my own blog. Exciting!!!! I don’t know how I’m going to sleep tonight?!?!?
Please rest assured that this was done perfectly amicably. No grief, no heartaches. There’s no truth in the rumour that my man human is crying in a heap somewhere because I’ve moved on to better and bigger things. It was inevitable, after all!
Anyway, so that you don’t think I’m being callous please, please, please still read his posts about ‘anything and everything’ on the ‘today, let’s talk about’ blog but, from now on, please come to: https://thejessiechronicles.wordpress.com to read about about all my doggie exploits. Speak soon.
Love, Jessie X.
P.S. I found my humans through Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. You can see other doggie divas that are looking for a home at: www.battersea.org.uk .
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