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Hello! It’s Jessie! I hope it’s not tooooo late to say Happy New Year 2014!

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Hello all, it’s your very own Jessie Doggie Diva here!  I really, really, really hope you all had a great Christmas.  I did!!!  So did my humans (goes without saying, they were with me) 

Plenty of foooooood, walkies and pressies!  Of course, a lot of my pressies were food based.  Yum!  Yum!  Yum!  Yep, veeeeeerrrry nice indeed!

Although there new year’s only just begun, I’ve been soooooooo busy!  It means that it’s taken me a bit longer to wish all my readers a happy new year.  But I’ve done it now.  So consider yourselves all wished a very happy new year.  There!

Regular readers will know that I get very excited.  I’m one of life’s great optimists.  And, so I’ve got my very, very excited tail on today…

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Vroom! Vroom! Driving Miss Jessie

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Hello all, it’s Jessie here. I’ve got my driving tail on today and I’m very excited about it.  Let me just take off my driving gloves, cap and goggles and I can tell you all about it.

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Cuddlemania!!!

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Hello all! It’s the one and only Jessica, Queen of Cuddles, here!  Okay, Jessie to you!  Now, those of you who have read my previous posts will know that I have a love of life.  Everything is so interesting and I like to throw myself into everything.  Now, some of you may describe this as being excitable.  It’s up to you.  So, those of you who keep up with my blog, may be surprised to hear that my tail is wagging gently.  Yep, as a faithful reader of my life and loves; you might be forgiven for thinking something along the lines of ‘Hello, what’s going on here then?’ or ‘Call the vet quickly, Jessie must be feeling under the weather!’  No need, no need.  Do not fear!  It’s just the case that even a young doggie adventurer like me has to relax and contemplate the doggie universe now and then.  Especially when it’s hot out there.  Yes, it will come as a surprise to many that there are few minutes in the course of my life when I am not running around like a running around thing.  Reader, please put away your disbelief.  Occasionally, I can be less active and more thoughtful and relaxed.  Yes, relaxed.  Or, should that be ‘relaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxed’?  In fact, I think ‘chillaxed’ is the current popular phrase.  ‘How! When! Why!  In which universe would you be anything other than your excitable go-getting self?’ I can feel you asking.  Well be patient my Jessie-news hungry readers and I will tell all.  Give me a chance and nothing will be left to the imagination, dear readers.  You see, while you’ll know that I’m rather keen on the important things in life: my food, my tennis balls, going walkies, treats and anything else that is great, I’m also very keen on…wait for it:

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My (Jessie, that is) Fitness Regime!!!

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Hello all, its Jessie here.  Have I got my excited tail on today?  You betcha!  But not only that, as I ‘SIT’ by my man human dictating this post while he types away on his computer keyboard, I’m wearing my retro-1980s Olivia Newton-John style ‘Let’s Get Physical’ gym workout headband on my head (where else?  Of course).  Cor!  That’s a very, very long sentence for me to have to say.  Especially as humanspeak isn’t even my first language.  You might be surprised to hear that as I speak it so fluently.  Clever little doggie, I think you’ll agree.  After all, in my native tongue, all I would I have to say is ‘Woof!  Woof!’ a few times, take a couple of sniffs here and there and all my doggie chums would instantly get the picture.  Much easier.  But I wouldn’t want to deprive my human readers of my news and views.  Most of them live for my latest blog post and who am I to question their excellent taste.  Look, I’m getting quite parched here with all this dictation.  Excuse me for a mo’ while I visit the ol’ water bowl for a refreshing bit of the clear, cool, wet stuff to lubricate the throat.  Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp and a further sllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp for good measure.  Mmmmmmmmmm……… a January 2013, I think, straight from the cold tap and served at room temperature.  A very fine vintage indeed!  My compliments to the chef, or whoever makes the water at this excellent establishment.  Anyway.  Good!  I’m back with my man human and his computer.   Now, pray let me continue…

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IT’S SNOWING!!!!!!!

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Hello all, it’s the snow princess herself, Jessie.  Wow!  Have I got my excited tail on today!  It’s been snowing today.  Of course, some of you might already know this.  Apparently, it snows in a lot of places, not just where me and my humans live.   Continue reading →

Jessie’s Christmas Message

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Dear all, yes, it’s Jessie here with her happy and festive tail on today.  You know why? Don’t you?  IT’S CHRISSSSSSSTMASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!  It’s been a while since we last spoke but I couldn’t miss the opportunity to wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

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My Beauty Tips

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Hello all, it’s Jessie here. Today I’ve got my happy and beautiful tail on.  Sorry for taking soooo long with this latest post but me and my humans have been verrrrry busy recently.  Hope you haven’t missed me too much.  Of course … Continue reading →

Guess What Jessie Fans?! I’m On Twitter

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Hello all, it’s Commander Jessie here, reporting for duty.  Guess what?  I’ve got my highly excited tail on today.  Yes, I don’t think that a tail can get more excited, it’s going ten to the dozen.  Honestly, if there is a more excited tail on the market – which I very much doubt – I want to meet it!  The reason why my tail is wagging like an aeroplane propeller in flight is that my humans – Gawed bless ’em both – have got me my very own Twitter account!  Yes, l’il ol’ me can now tweet here and can now tweet there and can tweet all the places in between.  Just another example of Jessie going global!  Yes, doggies and humans, Jessiemania hits even higher heights.  Of course, being a very social doggie, social media was made for me.  Not only can I keep up with the goss with my pals and their humans but I can make even more friends and find out what they’re up to too.  Wowee!!!  I also had to pose for a profile picture for my account.  All the big fashion photographers were clambering to add me to their CVs but I decided to go with something more home produced and intimate taken by my man human.  Hope you like it?  It shows that I’m not just a pretty face but like to contemplate life, the doggie universe and the what not as well.  You know the phrase ‘brains as well as beauty’.  Surely that describes me to a T.  Look now, no time for false modesty here.  What is it the humans say: ‘if you’ve got it, flaunt it’.  Well, I’m flaunting it a-plenty and there’s plenty to go around…

Anyway, I’m simply itching to get on with this tweeting lark, even though I need my humans to handle the keyboard keys.  I hope you’ll follow my dog blog and my Twitter account.  Don’t worry, I’ll do another post in a few sleeps time.  Till then…

Love, Jessie x.

P.S.  I found my humans through Battersea Dogs and Cats Home.  You can see other doggie divas that are looking for a home at www.battersea.org.uk .

Food is Great!!! Jessie’s First Post on her New Blog Site!

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Hello and welcome all, it’s Jessie here.  You’ll be pleased to hear that I’ve got my very, very happy tail on today.  Two big reasons for this.  First, I’ve gone big time – there’s that word ‘big’ again – as this is my first post dictated to my man human especially for my very own dog blog site.  Wowee!  Can it get any better?  In short, no!  The site’s even got my name on it so you’ll know how to find it!  A sure sign of quality, I think you’ll agree.  Anyway, the second reason why my tail’s wagging ten to the dozen is that I’m going to talk about one of my greatest loves: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!  Continue reading →

Jessie’s Second Ever Blog Post

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Hello all, it’s Jessie again.  Hope you’re well.  I am.  Today, I’ve got my happy tail on. It’s gently wagging away very nicely, thanks very much.  My two humans and I have just come back from our morning exertions in the local park.  It’s very rare for me not to be impatient to get there, the word ‘enthusiastic’ doesn’t quite cover it.  Today was no exception.  My two humans, who aren’t really morning people, often say that I shouldn’t get so excited.  Don’t get excited!  Well, if you don’t want me to be so excited, don’t make everything sooooooo exciting!!!  That’s the answer, isn’t it?  It’s not my fault if everywhere I look the said ‘everywhere’ is crammed jam-packed full of things of different shapes, sizes, colours and smells waiting for a young adventurer like me to explore.  ‘To boldly go’ and all that sort of thing (apologies to those of you who don’t like split infinitives but it’s a quote, don’tcha know?).  Just when you think that there is already more excitingness than you can shake a stick at there are all these exciting humans and my fellow doggies and all the other creatures to meet and have a good chinwag with.  Exciting is nice.

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